Well, here I am in hot and sunny (read: cool and rainy) Florida. Wish you were here! (Not really.) Actually, it's supposed to be getting warmer down here and stuff, but, knowing Florida, it could just be warm on the other side of the street and snowing on my side.

Anyway, how am I updating this thing from down here? Our hotel has nicely granted me FREE high speed internet access... isn't that sweet?

I saw Santa Claus on the plane coming down here. He was two rows up from me, and took a picture with two half-white-half-asian kids who "missed seeing him at the mall this year." If I was an old fat man with a snow white beard, I'd wear a Santa hat too. All year round. And punch people who called me Santa. "Oh Santa! We missed you at the mall this year!" SMACK!

I watched The Recruit on the flight down... pretty good for a now-formulaic plotline... well, maybe just eh... Al Pacino sucks these days... too bad, really. Maybe if someone wrote him a good part...

My grandma looks ten years older than she did last year. I wonder if I'll see her next year.